I’m a undercover police officer under the 21 Jump Street reboot because I am a Miley Cyrus lookin’ motherfucker. DONE.
I am… a librarian!
Or I’m a kind of scoundrel-y adventurer, either one would be awesome.
I am 007!
I am detective!
*puts on shades* MIB bitches
I am a Jaeger pilot.
I’ll take that.
I last watched Love Actually. What is this “protagonist” of which you speak?
The Dude is unemployed
Oh shit, I’m a Shadow Hunter.
I’m Iron Man.
Uh. The last movie I watched was Home Alone. So I’m an 8 year old boy?
wolverine was unemployed
I’m Russian royalty doing a long con?
i’m a princess beat that
I’m a guardian suck it
Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
Stocking Lot on Amazon
$7.94-$8.68 (price depends on choice)
"Video Games are only for kids-
"Video Games have no educational value-
"Video Games are a waste of time and players have no life-
All the boys’ swimsuits match their eyes
except Haru’s and Rei’s are switched.
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
Military burgundy shorts.
Wow, 3D printers have really come a long way.
being able to read in a language fluently is the greatest feeling ever
laughs for 10 minutes
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes